Dear Janice,

I am so sorry to hear about Bert. Are you going to be able to keep the house? The preacher at The First Assembly of The Most Righteous did something similar with the choir director. How young was his nurse? Do you have to pay alimony?

Sorry that our cell phone conversation was so short. I lost my grip on the tree when I took a swat at that annoying buzzard. Luckily the phone landed in a squirrel's nest. Did you know squirrels liked shiny objects? It took an hour to get the phone out of the nest. The doctor said that I get the stitches out of my left hand next week.

Well, need to check on Elrod. He wants to set a proper seat in the tree so I can talk longer to you.

Your friend,
Beatrice

PS. Did you know that squirrels are just as fast even when one leg is in a cast? Got to go get her back. Still waiting the ten days for the rabies thing.