Thursday, September 30, 2010

Congratulations Janice!

Do I call you Mrs. Dr. or just Mrs.? Was the trip to Vegas planned or just a spur of the moment thing? Also, aren't you something special winning that 10 million dollar slots jackpot?! Was that before or after the wedding?

I made a long trip to get you a gift card at Target. It was worth the four hour drive since I was able to get a few new pairs of jeans and some shirts. I have destroyed most of my jeans on the barb wired fences. Twice the bull chased me through the back yard. I haven't worn that red shirt since.

Maybe when you get settled I can come for a visit and see your new house.

Keep writing. Sorry that I dropped the cell phone down the well. Elrod said that he would replace it the next time he went to auction. Maybe this time we can sell that hog, Rerun (he has been to auction four times with no buyers).

Your friend,
Beatrice

PS. As I think about it, people may not want to buy a pig with a spot in the shape of a pentagram on his back.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, gee-mi-ney!! How funny! The hyperbole is the best part.
    Still haven't received the first print copy of my book, which I'm supposed to sign off on before they print any that have been ordered. Cheers, pl

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