Janice!

You've eloped! Is this going to be a habit with you? Does he have good health insurance? Are you going to have a dual citizenship to Greece?

Sorry about the new cell phone. I didn't know that badgers were so irritable. When the phone rang for the first time, they ripped it to shreds. And the phone company said that the warranty didn't cover badger attacks.

We have survived the flu, an mysterious upper respiratory infection and frost bite. Nimrod only lost one toe.

Elrod informed me that I can move back to the house next week unless it snows again. Nimrod is excited since he really hasn't got use to me being in the house. Just yesterday morning he broke his favorite coffee mug when I walked into the kitchen. I also owe him for a window. That's where the mug went.

I hope this arrives at your new address. If you don't get this letter, let me know.

Beatrice