new letters from beatrice

Dear Janice

I am glad to hear that Bert has regained the use of his hands. That nurse must be putting in major overtime to get Bert up and running again, so to speak. When will he be released from Well Done rehab? I hope that he is home for your anniversary.

How's your head since that nasty fall at work? Who knew that people do bleed at the orthopedic office? Did anyone get hurt when you lost control of the supply cart?

Elrod is doing well. We had to send for his brother, Nimrod, to help out around here. Since the vacuum cleaner experiment went wrong, the cows don't trust me, especially Twinkie.

Did you know Elrod had a twin brother? Me either. If it wasn't for the cast I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. Even down to the squirrel shaped birthmark on the left shoulder. Get your mind out of the gutter, I had to hose off Nimrod after he met the llamas.

Well, things are getting busy around here, maybe we'll try to get together next month.

Yours truly,
Beatrice

PS. You won't believe this. You can repair a broken cast with duct tape. According to Nimrod it even makes it waterproof.