Merry Christmas, Janice

Thank you for returning Nimrod. What did you do to him? Elrod is still having to take care of both places. Nimrod sits on the "throne" you bought him in Italy. He barks orders like we are his servants.
Elrod has even called the Most Right Reverend to conduct an exorcism. I just think you spoiled him rotten.

The llamas miss him terribly. Nimrod won't even go outside anymore. Please, come here and take care of this mess, please. I promise you won't have to stay with any farm animals. We do have running water and indoor bathrooms, now.

Your very tired friend,
Beatrice

Janice,

Please bring back Nimrod. Elrod and I are having trouble giving his llamas their daily medications.

Beatrice

Janice,

I am unable to ride to the airport with Nimrod, so I made the sign for him to hold up while he waits for you at the baggage claim. I hope you enjoyed it. I had to use the last of my lipstick.

I look forward to your visit. Elrod has made a new chicken coop, so we won't have any wondering chickens if the wind kicks up while you are here.

Excited to see you, again.
Beatrice